Who Would You Bang? St. Patrick's Day Edition - A Leprechan Vs. A Gap-Toothed Irish Colleen?

Now you have to pick one.  And sex in this instance can be oral only, just to make it fair.  You either have to blow the Irish midget or let the gap-toothed Ginger from County Skank suck on the ol' shileleigh.  Who ya got?  Now to be fair, I'll let ya decide this one after you've had about 9 pints of Guiness.  I'm pickin' the Colleen.