Introducing The Tiger Woods Of Beer Pong

This kid is gonna get laid more than a millionaire in a whorehouse. Fraternities are probably sendin' him letters already puttin' together full-scholarship packages. Imagine the skills he'll have by the time he reaches the legal drinking age. He'll be sellin' out stadiums, touring the country and shit. Groupies like you read about and his frat bros will be able to scopp up the leftovers. This is like dunkin' from halfcourt, never mind the foul line. Mad skills, my future alcoholic!