Teen arrested for indecent exposure at library
CINCINNATI,OH - A teenager is facing charges after police say she engaged in a sex act at the downtown branch of the Hamilton County Public Library. Jamaica Hill, 18, was arrested Monday for indecent exposure. According to court documents, Hill and a male were performing a sex act in a stairwell at the library. When officers approached, Hill fled on foot, leaving her pants, underwear and shoes in the stairwell. Police have not released the name of the male involved.
Wait, what? They still have libraries in Ohio? And people still go to 'em? Can't ya just find everything ya want from the interbloggerweb? Hold on, does that mean I'm payin' taxes for this shit? Well okay, since we're payin' for 'em, why can't we screw in 'em? After all, that little tart Jamaica and her friend at least went for a little privacy in the stairwell. Free Jamaica! Free Jamaica!
PS - Why exactly were the cops at the library? Is this just a case of bad timing or is this the new hideout for the fuzz when they want to be doin' nothin'? Hmmm...
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