Does This Look Like The Kind Of Chick Who Would Expose Herself And Perform Sex Acts On The Beach?

Naples woman exposed herself on Fort Myers Beach, deputies say

FORT MYERS - A Naples woman was charged with indecent exposure and disturbing the peace after deputies say she exposed herself to dozens of people at Fort Myers Beach Sunday. Deputies say Joceline Fernandez, 22, was wearing a blue thong bikini and was seen pulling her bathing suit bottoms down and exposing herself on the shoreline behind the Lani Kai, according to a Lee County Sheriff's Office report. Witnesses told investigators they saw Fernandez pull her bathing suit bottoms down to her knees, jump on a man's back and start performing sex acts on the man. Her bathing suit top also came off, and her breast were exposed. Deputies had talked with the woman earlier in the day about her bikini being too revealing.

I've got a few questions on this one. First, once the cops talke to you earlier in the day about you bathing suit, did you have a clue that they might have their eyes on you? Second, what kind of "sex acts" can a woman perform by jumping on a man's back? I'm gonna have to check the Kama Sutra on this one. And third, I have a theory. I'm betting that this is one of those Red Sox "Pink Hats" chicks who's down in Fort Myers to watch the Sox in Spring Training. Those chicks are the most clueless babes in America. They don't really understand baseball, they just want to be seen at Fenway. And now it looks like they don't really understand indecent exposure, they just want to be seen at the beach. Well, ya got your wish sweetie, you were SEEN!  Thong song.  Done.