Thursday, March 17, 2011

Just In Time For Lunch, Here's What $4Million In Plastic Surgery Looks Like



Meet Jocelyn Wildenstein. Wow. Imagine what she'd look like if she only spent $3Million. This chick is obviously bat-shit crazy, but the real problem here are the doctors. Who are the quacks that keep takin' money from this fruitloop? Do they actually think they're gonna somehow get her lookin' hot? I realize a lot of doctors out there have God complexes, but what about morals? She wouldn't look like the Cowardly Lion if they'd just refuse to keep cuttin' her up. Matter of fact, they could probably knock her out, put her on the operating table, fake the surgery, bandage her up and tell her not to take the bandages off for a couple of weeks. She'd never know the difference, the docs would get paid and no one would be the wiser. Bang. Bahtendah wisdom for ya right there. Pay attention!

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