Would You Murder Someone For $1000, A Car And A Date With A Stripper?

Richard Sybert

James Clements

Robert Sybert

Detective: $1,000, a car and a date with a stripper were promised in WR alleged murder for hire

MACON.COM - The accused shooter in an alleged murder-for-hire killing in Warner Robins told authorities he did it for a $1,000, a car and a date with a stripper, according to testimony from the lead detective in a court hearing Tuesday. Joni Clements, a clinical nurse for the 78th Medical Operations Squadron at Robins Air Force Base, was shot to death Feb. 8 in her 309 Westwood Drive home in Warner Robins. Her husband, James “Eddy” Clements, 55, a sheet metal mechanic for the 559th Aircraft Maintenance Squadron at Robins, is accused of hiring Richard Grant Sybert, 30, of Warner Robins, to kill his wife. Robert Sybert, 53, who cleaned the Clements’ pool, is accused of being his son’s getaway driver and providing the handgun used in the slaying. During a Magistrate Court hearing held at the Houston County jail, Warner Robins police Detective Mark Wright laid out the state’s case against the three men in the alleged conspiracy to murder Joni Clements. All three men are charged with felony murder and burglary. Clements and Robert Sybert are charged under the state’s party-to-a-crime statute. The hearing was for Clements to determine whether the state had sufficient evidence to prosecute the case in Superior Court. Judge Brenda Morton said from the bench that “based on the testimony given” during the hearing she was binding the case over to Superior Court. District Attorney George Hartwig told the judge he expects to present the case to a Houston County grand jury May 31, with additional charges expected, he said. Details of the alleged murder that came to light during the hearing included Eddy Clements allegedly giving Richard Sybert a key to the home; a record of cell phone calls between Robert Sybert and Eddy Clements the day of the murder and at the home one week before the killing; meetings among the three men before and after the slaying; Richard Sybert being seen running from near the home and jumping into a car owned by Robert Sybert; information from statements from both Syberts admitting their involvement in the slaying; and more.

First of all, what kind of car was it?  Because for me, it'd have to be like a Bentley or a Lamborghini or some shit.  Second of all, does the date with the stripper come with a happy ending.  Because for me it would have to.  Is the stripper hot or some aging booze-bag eking out the last days of her career?  Because for me she would have to be hot.

These are the kinds of details would have to be ironed out up front and put in writing.  I'm not saying I don't trust James Clements, it's just that the "i's" have to be dotted and the "t's" have to be crossed.  Otherwise there's gonna be a whole lotta arguing after the fact.  And that's the last thing you want to have happenin' while you're tryin' to plan a decent wake and burial.

Unanimous Inductee To The Bitch Hall Of Fame

Veronica Paz Gets 15 Years to Life for Using Sex to Lure Ex-Boyfriend to His Death by New Boyfriend
OCWeekly - What 17-year-old boy would turn down a promise of hot sex at a quiet hilltop construction site? El Modena High School wrestler Diego Gonzalez's ex-girlfriend had a new boyfriend, but 20-year-old Veronica Paz was still seeing Gonzalez on the side. They drove to an unincorporated residential area near Orange for some nooky under the early-morning stars on Nov. 10, 2003. What Gonzalez did not know was Paz's current boyfriend, Brandan Dante Perry, then 19, was there waiting for them, not to participate in a three-way, but to put two bullets in Gonzalez's head. Perry, who hailed from Garden Grove and is now 27, pleaded guilty to first-degree murder with a sentencing enhancement for lying in wait. He was sentenced in September 2006 to 25 years to life in state prison. A month prior, a jury convicted Paz of first-degree murder but did not add the lying-in-wait enhancement. She received the same sentence as her murdering boyfriend in December 2006. But the Fourth District Court of Appeals later overturned the conviction, saying Orange County Superior Court Judge James Stotler had made an error in jury instructions...She also participated in the attempt to destroy Gonzalez's body by setting it on fire with diesel fuel--twice! Paz and Perry together convinced two friends to help them develop an alibi. Albert Thomas Medina and Kimberly Rita Gomez, both 28, pleaded guilty in 2004 to being accessories. They each were sentenced to three years probation...


If you read the story, here's what I don't get:  What's the motive?  Are you just the most evil bitch in history?  It says Veronica is bangin' this kid on the side even though she has a new boyfriend.  Then why do you need to bust a couple of caps in his head?  Pure Black Widow.  Any 17 year-old kid is obviously gonna show up wherever you tell him to to get a little nooky.  That's a given.  But why knock him off?  Hey Veronica, ever hear of a "Dear John" letter?  How 'bout just sending a text that says "I'm benchin' you, you're off the squad?" Instead you get Diego all jacked up thinkin' he's about to hit paydirt and you have your new BFF Brandon just lying in wait to snuff him out?  Rot in hell, bitch.  Hall of Fame.  Bang.  Pay attention!

P.S. - One more thing:  All this shit took place 7 years ago, so this bitch already has 7 years of time to her credit and only has 18 more to go which will probably end up being reduced.  Are you friggin' kiddin' me?  I think we gotta start bringin' back a little frontier justice.  Lock her up and lose the key.  Bye-bye, Senorita Paz.  The only thing she should be allowed to bang for the rest of her life is butchy fellow inmates (which by the way will be captured on closed-circuit prison cameras - I'm just sayin').  Period.  End of story.

"I Don't"

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Man kills bride, best man, self at wedding party  

RIO DE JANEIRO – Brazilian authorities say a bridegroom fatally shot his new wife, his best man and then himself after announcing to horrified guests that he had a "surprise" for them. 

Police investigator Joao Brito says witnesses told officers that 29-year-old sales manager Rogerio Damascen a did not give any previous indication that anything was wrong at his wedding reception.

Brito said Monday that it is likely the slayings were premeditated because of the groom's announcement   andbecause he had hidden a gun in his father's pickup truck.

Twenty-five-year-old bride Renata Alexandre Costa Coelho and best man Marcelo Guimaraes were both killed in Saturday's murder-suicide.

A brother of the bride was treated at a hospital and released.