Real Life Ninja Stops Attempted Suicide

Now that's a ninja!  Stealthy, nimble and ready to go.  Woman wasn't even aware of his existence.  After his work was done, I bet he was nowhere to be found.  That's how real life ninjas work.  They're in, they're out, they disappear.

"I Don't"

YahooNews

Man kills bride, best man, self at wedding party  

RIO DE JANEIRO – Brazilian authorities say a bridegroom fatally shot his new wife, his best man and then himself after announcing to horrified guests that he had a "surprise" for them. 

Police investigator Joao Brito says witnesses told officers that 29-year-old sales manager Rogerio Damascen a did not give any previous indication that anything was wrong at his wedding reception.

Brito said Monday that it is likely the slayings were premeditated because of the groom's announcement   andbecause he had hidden a gun in his father's pickup truck.

Twenty-five-year-old bride Renata Alexandre Costa Coelho and best man Marcelo Guimaraes were both killed in Saturday's murder-suicide.

A brother of the bride was treated at a hospital and released.

Once Again, Fuckin' FLORIDA

Let's be straight about this.  The only reason I'm gonna be a little light here is because as far as I know right now the wacko didn't kill anybody but himself.  I was havin' some fun with the previous Florida post and then I caught wind of this deal.  Ironic?  Predictable?  Karma?  Who the fuck knows, but bat-shit crazy stuff like this happens in Florida on a daily basis.  It's kinda like the penis of America.  Maybe we oughtta tuck that thing back in.  Just sayin'....