Wake Up With A Hot Sexy Asian Doin' The Bikini Thing

Outstanding dumper....Pass the tissues.

Hot Asian Stripper On The Pole

Just a little mid-morning entertainment for your viewing pleasure.  Strippers falling off poles is always high art. These things are right up there with skateboard faceplants and BMX crashes.  Seems like all stripper poles should be surrounded by 6 inches of padding....

This Asian Hottie Is An Unbelievable One-Man Band

Should I have said "One-person Band" or One-woman Band?" Aww, fuck it. She's extremely cool no matter how ya say it. See, like any great Bahtendah I can mix drinks and pour beers for 20 people at the same time, but other than that I have a problem walkin' and chewin' gum at the same time. I'm no juggler. I can't keep 5 balls in the air all at once. That's what makes this little steamer so impressive. Just bangin' away with ridonkulous, multi-taskin' brainpower. Not to stereotype, but she could probably add some serious math skills to this performance without skippin' a beat. Brava!

PS - She's hot as Tobasco! Wouldn't mind finding her slippers under my bed in the morning.

Peepo, Watch - Video Is Funny!!! So, So Funny!!!

Peepo funny is in video. Many peepo dance. Many peepo moving. Wely, wely funny sing song. Making happy dance wif wely funny peepo. Sum young guy is rearry, rearry make happy in front. But everyone welcome for to see all peepo dance and sing happy. Me luv you long time.

WTF?

I have absolutely no fucking idea what is going on here. But I think I have to get one of these suits cuz "Som Young Guy" is gettin' more tail than a millionaire in a whorehouse. Chicks all over him like a hobo on a muffin. Like a cop on a doughnut. He's even gettin' paid for pictures! You go, strange Asian man - work that thang....