Hillary Duff Bikini Photos From Italy

What's up with that ass?  It looks okay from the side, but in that one photo from behind it looks a little deformed, right?  Gave me a sudden craving for cottage cheese and I don't like cottage cheese.  Factor in the impressive rackage though and overall I'd say it's a solid effort.  Keep tuggin' on those bottoms, kiddo....

France's First Lady Carla Bruni In Pregnant Bikini Photos

Think we'll see Michelle Obama rockin' the bikini any time soon?  Not likely.  But when you're a Frenchie movie star/model/singer married to the Prez you just say "in your face" to the paparazzi and the rest of the world.

39-Year-Old Playboy Playmate Shauna Sands Nipples Nearly Pierce Through The Bikini

Not bad for 39 years old and 3 kids.  But she's been married 3 times now and gravity is about to take its toll. I'd say she's on the back 9, but there's still a little life left in her game.

MILF Michelle Hunziker Keeps Showin' Off The Bikini Hotness

Has this chick been on vacation all Summer?  Because it seems like it.  Anyway, we'll take the hot beach photos any day.  Milftastic booty,
boobs and bod.  Big league effort right here.

Kendall Jenner, The Lost Kardashian, Sporting Her Tight Bikini Body

What we have here just might be the hottest Kardashian of all.  Definaitely doesn't have the trademark ginormous ass, but in this case I think it's a good thing.  She's still a pup at the age of 15, so let's give her a chance and see if she ends up as messed up as her fame-whore siblings.  Here's hopin' you can avoid all the bullshit, kiddo.

Elisabetta Canalis Doesn't Seem Too Upset About The Clooney Breakup - Hot Bikini Photos

So Clooney dumps ya?  Big deal.  When you're a world class piece of ass like Lizzy ya just find another super-rich dude with a yacht and grind his cock until it's time to move on again.  Millionaires, billionaires, yachts and the Mediterranean.  Gotta love summer!