Snake Bites Titty! Snakes Bite Titty!

Oh you crafty, crafty reptile. Mesmerizing this little hottie with your deep, dark-eyed stare right before you go in for some boob lunch. Master stroke. You are a wise and wiley one. Props to you.

PS - I learned from a Woody Allen movie a long time ago that the first thing you're supposed to do after a snakebite is suck the poison from the wound. Any volunteers?