Look At What The Cereal Companies Are Doing To Make Sure Americans Keep Getting Fatter And Fatter

Unbelievable! Fat mommies and fat daddies and fat kiddies all across the world are gonna find this shit irresistable. Let's put neon lights on boxes of sugar (oh, and make sure to stock it at the kids' eye level so they'll bug their parents until they buy it). Kids are gonna have this shit as wallpaper. We're so fat right now I think the country is starting to tilt. This shit is just gonna make us slide right into the ocean. Fat people tumblin' all over each other all the way to the sea. Apocalypto!