Kelly Ripa Wants To Keep Her Breasts Small And Hanging Low

In case you don't know what they're talking about, we posted a video of a snake biting a woman's boob a few days ago. The snake then died from silicon poisoning. So now Kelly says she's a-scared and is gonna keep her little, droopy ta-ta's. Listen girlfriend, how often do you plan on lettin' snakes get near those things? Exactly. Hubby Mark has probably been watchin' them saggin' for years now. Do the right thing. Go get some adequate boobage and make sure the only snake you're charming is your hubby's. Bahtendah wisdom. Pay attention!