Enough! Make it stop! The fake boobs are saggin', the face is butt-ugly and the belly button's pointin' the wrong way. Put some clothes on, dammit. And the face has become a total two-bagger. This nastiness just should not be seen in public.
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Showing posts with label tori spelling. Show all posts
Tuesday, May 31, 2011
Tori Spelling Looking Fugly As Hell In A Bikini
Enough! Make it stop! The fake boobs are saggin', the face is butt-ugly and the belly button's pointin' the wrong way. Put some clothes on, dammit. And the face has become a total two-bagger. This nastiness just should not be seen in public.
Thursday, May 5, 2011
Pregnant Tori Spelling In A Bikini Sporting Her New Tattoo
And if you give a shit, here's what the tattoo says:
It's her husband's wedding vows or some shit. What's the over/under before that thing gets lasered off? I'd say about three years. Sorry, but this chick just never did it for me. I mean, not even a twitch. And now we have to look at her preggo belly in a bikini? Sorry, but if I've said it once I've said it a thousand times - pregnant = one piece. Bang. Done. Pay attention!
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