MILF Paulina Porizkova In Topless Carribean Beach Photos - 46 And Still Blazin' Hot

So yesterday we had 56-year-old Janice Dickinson who was truly a mess.  Not the case today.  At 46, this chick is still bangin'.  Sure, she's not as hot as when she was gracing the pages of Sports Illustrated, but she's still absolutely do-able. Five feet eleven inches of pure MILF hotness.  If it wasn't for that handkerchief barely covering her ass we'd have her in all her splendid glory.  Czech and check.

Topless Coffee Shop Closes - The "Boobies" Were Too Big

MSNNINE - A controversial topless coffee shop in the US has been forced to close after it put up a sign that read "Boobies wanted". Grand View Topless Coffee Shop in Vassalboro, Maine, where waiters and waitresses serve customers semi-nude, has shut down after surviving two years of protests against the business including an arson attack. Town officials ruled that the cafe's signs were illegal because they exceeded the permitted size limit, the Maine Morning Sentinel reports. They insisted the signs' content, including advertising for a nude carwash, and the shop's nudity policy have nothing to do with the ruling but owner Donald Crabtree said he was the victim of sabotage. "I wanted to have some fun, I wanted to see people smile," he said. "I've fought that fight for more than two years now and no matter how hard I try to make this work, somebody sabotages me." Mr Crabtree claims he has been "singled out" by the rural community. After the store opened in 2009, it was burnt to the ground by Raymond Bellavance Jr, who was in a relationship with one of the waitresses. Local Reverend Steve Rogers is glad the "upsetting" business has closed. "I hate to see a business disappear but that's really not the type of business Vassalboro needs," he said. "I think the majority of the town is going to be very pleased it's shutting down and hopefully whoever buys it will run a more family-friendly business." It may be hard for Mr Crabtree to relocate his business —, after the cafe opened, many small communities brought in rules to regulate where sexually-oriented businesses could operate.

Can't a guy catch a freakin' break? They shut him down because his signs were too big? Here we have a small businessman just tryin' to eke out a livin' with his little coffee shop. So the place has a bit of a gimmick. What's the big deal? If you don't want boobs with your coffee don't go there. If the signs are a little too big, let the dude change 'em. The honchos in this little podunk town should be ashamed of themselves. Fuck off. Pay attention!

Check Out This Freak - Jesse James' Ex, Michelle "Bombshell" McGee Shows Off Her Ridiculous Tattoos In A Bikini And Topless Salute To The Royal Wedding

 

Check out this bat-shit crazy skankiness.  I gotta be honest - there's no way on earth I could ever bang this chick.  Those tattoos have to be some of the most disgusting, disturbing, distracting things I have ever seen.  When the ink gets above the neckline it's a little nuts, but on the face?  Really?  Is there anyone besides some coked out tattoo parlor owner who finds that shit even the least bit sexy or attractive?  I think not.  This goof belongs in the freak tent of some traveling circus.  Bang.  Done.

Topless Photos Of Kanye West's Ex Amber Rose In Barbados

Love the rack, but the face looks a little like a man, doesn't it?  Maybe that's why Kanye kicked this ex-stripper to the curb.  After all, he's Kanye Freakin' West!  He can do a lot better.  Sorry Amber, you're just below the cut line when it comes to billionaire rappers.

PS - Here's a link to the uncensored photos if you need to take a peep.

Topless Booby Photos Of D-List Celebrity Kathy Griffin Leaked (Does Anyone Really Care?)

She's not that famous. She's not that funny. She's not that attractive. She's probably had too much plastic surgery. And she probably needs a career boost. Well Kathy, I hope this little exposure (see how I did that?) helps you out. And by the way, for 50 years' of mileage, you're actually not lookin' too bad. You're welcome.

PS - In case you want it, here's the link to the NSFW photos - Kathy Griffin Photos