Check Out This Charlie Sheen Rap Tune

I know, I know. Charlie has been parodied and auto-tuned all over the place lately and let me tell ya, most of it really sucks. I should know, since it's my job to figure out what's good enough or hasn't been discovered and can make the cut here at the Speakeasy. This one's good enough. Bang. Pay attention!

Pure Genius! Not...

Next up - finding the Lost City of Atlantis.  WTF?  Since when did rap become like playing Boggle?  This might just be the most anti-gangster rap tune in the history of every rap tune that was ever recorded by every cat with a mike and ProTools.  Is nothing sacred?  Slap somebody, shoot somebody, drink some purple shit, climb over some barbed wire, show me your Chalice, grope some chicks, throw money around, drive a humpty car, smoke some chronic, get a lapdance, bust a cap!  Bang.  Pay attention!

Another Pats Rap - Fired Up Yet?

Get Fired Up!

Swordfight (BTW Thanks Mom And Dad For Not Naming Me Richard)