For $7.2 Million, You Can Be WINNING Like Charlie Sheen

STARPULSE - Charlie Sheen is trying to put his troubled past behind him by selling off the sprawling Los Angeles mansion which once played host to the actor's notoriously wild alcohol and drug binges. The former Two and a Half Men star, who previously shared the pad with estranged wife Brooke Mueller, has placed the house up for sale in a bid to move on from his hard partying ways and damaged reputation. The Beverly Hills estate, which Sheen dubbed Sober Valley Ranch, is listed for $7.2 million and boasts five bedrooms, a landscaped yard, an outdoor pool and spa, as well as a top-of-the-line screening room, reports TMZ.com.

I hope the price includes a thorough bleaching to clean all the bodily fluids that must be dried up all over the place.  Duh, CLEANING!

Charlie Sheen's Porn Star Ex, Ginger Lynn, Talks About When They First Met

Duh.

Check Out These Video Submissions From Chicks Who Want To Be Charlie Sheen's Intern

Any doubt that Charlie is gonna bang the farts out of Alexandra? This chick has no idea what kinda madness is comin' her way. Now even though Kathy appears to be coked up higher than a Chilean coffee farmer, Alexandra's got Goddess potential. Charlie will bring her on board and have her futz around with his computers for a few days. But then, after a couple of nights in the Sheen den of horrors she'll be blowin' lines and havin' four-ways with Charlie and the porn stars. A career is born! Looks like she's got real potential!

Who Would You Save From A Burning Building? Two And A Half Men Edition - Charlie Sheen Vs. Jon Cryer

Like I said yesterday, the world needs more crazy. Now that the train wreck has begun, we gotta see it all the way through to the crash. It's gonna be frikkin' awesome. Sorry Jonny, time to fry.

Charlie Sheen's 'My Torpedo Of Truth/Defeat Is Not An Option' Train Wreck Is Coming To Boston

That's right people, grab your Tiger Blood and head to the Agganis Arena on April 12th to see the travelling circus in action. I'm guessing Charlie will be cookin' up rocks of crack, snortin' some high quality Colombian nose candy, bangin' porn stars thrwin' down shots of Cuervo for about three hours. Anything less would be a disappointment, right? Tickets go on sale today. As Charlie says below, "Trolls need not apply." Better hurry!

Here It Is If You Want It - Charlie Sheen's YouTube Channel (I Think)

Looks to be legit.  Here are a couple of the latest vids.  You'll find the web address below.  WINNING, Duh!

Charlie's message to his show's creator Chuck Lorre:



Wow. Wow. And wow. As a blogger, I feel like Charlie is a gift from the gods. Shit just does not get any better than this. Speakeasy WINNING!

Here's the link to Charlie's YouTube channel - WINNING On YouTube

Check Out This Charlie Sheen Rap Tune

I know, I know. Charlie has been parodied and auto-tuned all over the place lately and let me tell ya, most of it really sucks. I should know, since it's my job to figure out what's good enough or hasn't been discovered and can make the cut here at the Speakeasy. This one's good enough. Bang. Pay attention!

Porn Star Ginger Lynn Cashing In, Auctioning Items Charlie Sheen Gave To Her

Image	Featured Listings	Price	Bids	Ends
	CHARLIE SHEEN The Complete Drug Reference	$500.00	1	7 Days, 7 Hours
	A Piece of my Mind Book of Poetry by CHARLIE SHEEN	$500.00	-	7 Days, 7 Hours
	1990 Personal Letter from CHARLIE SHEEN in Rehab	$500.00	-	8 Days, 7 Hours

GingerLynnAuctions.com

Boy, when there's money on the line the whores sure come out of the woodwork, don't they? This washed up porn star hasn't been with Charlie for over 15 years, but now that there's some cash to be made she comes out front and center. When you lie down with dogs....

Anyway, here's a vintage scene from Ginger:

Do You Want To Be Charlie Sheen's Intern?

INTERNSHIPS.COM


Deadline: March 11th, 2011


Position: Full-Time, Paid


Timeframe: Summer 2011 (8 weeks)


Description: Do you have #TigerBlood? Are you all about #Winning? Can you #PlanBetter than anyone else? If so, we want you on #TeamSheen as our social media #TigerBloodIntern!


This unique internship opportunity will allow a hard-working, self-motivated, creative, resourceful and social media savvy individual to work closely with Charlie Sheen in leveraging his social network. The internship will focus on executing a social media strategy that will build on the success Charlie Sheen has attained in setting the Guinness World Record for the fastest time to reach one million followers on Twitter. The #TigerBloodIntern is expected to be proactive, monitor the day-to-day activities on the major social media platforms, prepare for exciting online projects and increase Charlie’s base of followers.


You will learn how to promote and develop the social media network of Hollywood’s most trending celebrity.


Can you imagine the interview process?  You're a guy - you're out.  You're a fat chick - you're out.  You're hot - Winning!  Now take of your clothes, snort some blow, chug some booze and show me how bad you want this job.  Not bad, but no TigerBlood.  Next!

Check Out Lenny Dykstra Talking About Charlie Sheen

This is priceless. One train wreck talking about another train wreck saying they're both not train wrecks. This is the same Lenny Dykstra that bounced checks to porn star/escort Monica Foster and run his businesses into the ground.  Lenny Dykstra + Charlie Sheen = One And A Half Men.  Bang.  Do The Math.

Check Out This Charlie Sheen Star Wars Mashup

Well done, my friend. May the WINNING be with you.

Bree Olson Defends Charlie Sheen While Allegedly On Vacation With Him

GenesisOnline - While allegedly still vacationing with Charlie Sheen, his ex-wife, Brooke Mueller, and rumored new girlfriend, model/ex-nanny, Natalie Kenly in the Bahamas, Olson took to her Twitter this weekend to defend the A-List star’s recent media outbursts saying:
“I don’t do drugs and neither does anybody around me. I used to drink occasionally and don’t even do that anymore. Yeah, I love sex, so what?”
Since Friday, Sheen’s so-called “wild antics” are reportedly the cause of his top-rated television show, ‘Two and a Half Men” to shut down production until he gets better. Rumor has it, that the show has been canceled for good. Dr. Drew Pinksy, an addiction specialist to the stars is saying that despite Olson’s defense that Sheen is clean, Sheen is portraying, “Bi-polar, manic symptoms.”

So Charlie's vacationing in the Bahamas with three chicks. Why are people worried about him again? Damn, my life sucks....

This Chick Is On A Roll

Sure Enough, They're Making A Porno Of Charlie Sheen's Hotel Fiasco

Business Insider - Charlie Sheen's $30,000 hooker, Kacey Jordan, will star in a pornographic retelling of their 36-hour hotel encounter, according to Radar Online. Jordan was originally offered $100,000 to gather five other porn actresses who were with her that fateful night. However, the other actresses were not available, leaving her as both star and "editorial director" of the movie. Jordan will receive "tens of thousands of dollars" for her work.

You go, Kacey.  This is America and you have every right to earn a living by screwing famous people and making pornos.  Make your family proud, sister!