Watch This Nearly Naked, Not Sexy, Weird Dude In A Skimpy Bikini Parading Around Ft. Lauderdale On Spring Break

Is this even legal? Don't you have to be on a beach, like literally standing on some sand to wear somethin' like this? All I know is that "the boys" must be feelin' incredibly claustrophobic in that little thong thingy. But then again, if this is the kind of thing Mr. Bikini here wears on a daily basis maybe they're used to it by now. Talk about a banana sling....

First Sign Of Spring

Yup, when 400-pound dudes can jump off a dock and break the ice you know Spring is right around the corner. I'm ready. Enough of these videos of people throwing water in the air and watching it freeze. I need to start posting videos of people wearing way less clothes. Spring Break screw-ups coming soon to a blog near you. Pay attention!