What To Get The Man Who Has Everything

All I Want For Christmas Is...

Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy this year.  Can you ple-e-a-a-s-e get me a new bike for Christmas?  All the other kids have 'em and I just wanna be able to play with my friends.  Merry Christmas,
-Bahtendah

P.S. If you can't get me the bike above, I'll just go with whatever ya got. See, I've been practicing and I think I have some pretty mad crazy skills. Whaddya think?

What Nick The Dog Wants For Christmas

Dear Santa,
I've been a good dog all year.  Can I please have a new dog house for Christmas?  All the other dogs have 'em and they seem to like 'em.  And oh, by the way, can it have a deck and a pool shaped like a bone?  Merry Christmas,
-Nick, The Stump-tailed Australian Cattle Dog