Taking The Wife Out Is Such A Drag

Isn't it a pain when they just want to tag along with you everywhere?

New Sport - Human Bowling!

I hear it's all the rage over in Europe these days.  The latest, greatest fast-paced sport to hit the continent since Parkour.  This dude seems to have the concept down pretty well.  Because, yes indeed, the best place to achieve the highest score is to sneak up on people using the crosswalk.  Unless of course you wanna go for the gold and try rip-roaring down the inside of a crowded mall.  Dude is the motorcycle version of Dick Weber.

 

Let's Start The Day With A Nice, Easy Commute To Work

Hope your drive to work was a little less stressful!

Does It Matter That This Dude Did The First Ever 360 Front Flip On A Motorcycle?

I have no idea what this means. I watch football, baseball, basketball and hockey. Is riding a motorcycle even a sport? 'Cause I seriously think I could do this if I had a motorcycle and a big foam pit for practicing.  Is this little stunt like breaking the 4-minute mile or runnin' a 4.2 forty yard dash? It's not even in a real competition or show or pageant or whatever you call a motorcycle meeting type thingy, right? Is this guy an athlete or just some gearhead hopped up on goofballs? Ridin' a bike is easy, right? I mean, he's got a helmet on and everything. Wouldn't it be more impressive if he did it while he was lit on fire? Or naked?  Or both?  So many questions, so little time....

It Sucks When You're Late For Work

And while we're at it, here's a lovely little road in Croatia....

I've Had Way Too Much Coffee This Morning

Get This Dude Some Training Wheels

All I Want For Christmas Is...

Dear Santa,
I've been a good boy this year.  Can you ple-e-a-a-s-e get me a new bike for Christmas?  All the other kids have 'em and I just wanna be able to play with my friends.  Merry Christmas,
-Bahtendah

P.S. If you can't get me the bike above, I'll just go with whatever ya got. See, I've been practicing and I think I have some pretty mad crazy skills. Whaddya think?