Just Your Average, Every Day Video Of A Dog Driving A Car

One more reason why dogs rule.  You think a cat could do this?  No way.  Not enough brains and not enough interest in things like cars and hot rods.  Dogs like the stuff guys like.  Cats like to lie under the bed.  Pay attention!

Driving Lesson On Salvia

Don't try this at home, kids.  Or better yet, do try this at home.  It's probably a better idea than the car.  Not sure what planet our friend was visiting there for awhile, but he seems pretty amazed that it makes cats appear out of nowhere.  Salvia - intergalactic transportation.

This Is Some Freaky Shit

What's going on here? I see people all day every day who can't even drive with their hands. Just the worst drivers in the world, stopping when they should keep going, cuttin' people off left and right, leaving blinkers on for miles. Now we're gonna let people drive using their brains? Most people have no fuckin' brains. It's the end of the world as we know it....

Careful Driving Tonight

Drive Safely

With the arrival of the first snow of the season, here's a friendly reminder to keep it safe on the roads.  Don't be a bum - pay the fuck attention!

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

Cops: Indy DUI suspect was watching porn in car 

A traffic stop this morning provided Indianapolis metropolitan police with a clue as to why a 53-year-old driver was swerving over the center line on South Meridian Street. Cops say he was drunk -- and watching a porno movie. Indianapolis Metropolitan Police Department Officer Mike Leeper said in a report, he noticed the driver of 2004 Dodge Intrepid "drifting left of center" on northbound Meridian near Washington Street at 12:20 a.m. When the car turned west on Washington, Leeper decided to pull him over near Illinois Street. After the car pulled aside, the driver, Gregory Green, Indianapolis, accidentally put it in reverse and Leeper had to yell several times for him to put it in park, according to the report. The officer said when he approached Green's car a pornographic movie was playing on a portable DVD in the front of the car. A blood alcohol test revealed Green had a .17 percent blood alcohol content, more than twice the limit legally allowed for drivers in Indiana. Green was charged with operating a vehicle while intoxicated and operating a vehicle with a BAC over .15 percent. (From IndyStar.com 12/8/10)

At first I figured this must be Florida. But n-o-o, it's right there in the heartland of America. Anyway, I'm nominating this clown for "Dumbfuck of the Week" and it's only Thursday, and it's a big country, and we still have Florida. C'mon man, even a corn liquor-swillin'/backwoods cattle-farmin'/no account freakball should understand that the wood doesn't play when there's too much hooch in the way! Point 17? Could you even get the fuckin' zipper undone? Dumb. Fuck. Period. Must be a Colts fan.