Webcam Stripper Loses Her Window Shade

Let me get this straight. You can strip on the interwebberbloggernet, where chances are 96 billion people will have a chance to see ya in action, but you flip out when a couple of neighbors catch you? FRAUD! You're a total, absolute, no-doubt-about-it fraud. Matter of fact, how do you know those two dudes aren't some of the online beaters who are already payin' ya? That's right, ya don't. Totally unprofessional. As anyone in showbiz will tell ya, "The show must go on!" Now get back to work and finish what you started, sister. Pay attention!

This Kind Of Thing Happens To Me All The Time

Just the other day I was blow-drying my hair and gettin' jiggy to Selena Gomez when one of my roomies caught me with his iPhone. So awkward! I threw some hair product at him, locked the door and danced to my little Selena until I could dance no more. Don't worry bro, your secret is safe here in the Speakeasy....