Afternoon Break - Nearly Naked Chicks In Hot Bikinis

Is This The Worst Bikini Contest Ever?

What's up with the fatchicks in the middle?  The ones with the flabby stomachs and the tattoos around the midsections?  Gimme a freakin' break.  Seems like the judges should've stepped in stopped these wide loads from gettin' up on the stage.  Just ruins the whole hot chick vibe.  If it was a beer belly contest I'd get, but this is just awkward and wrong....

Nearly Naked Hot Chicks Just In Time For A Three-Martini Lunch

Montreal Hooters Bikini Contest Gettin' You Primed For The Weekend

Have a great weekend, Speakeasies!

Jacksonville, Florida Hooters Bikini Contest 2011

Lokks like they picked the right chick to me.  Nice job, judges.

Bikinis! And The Things They're Stuffed With

Hot Chicks In Teeny Bikinis

That is all....

Boobs And Asses Galore - Outstanding Hooters Bikini Contest

Here's my question: How the hell did they ever get to name the restaurants Hooters? Not that I'm complainin', but would it be okay if I opened a chain of pubs called Tits or Funbags or Boobies or Sweater Meat or Bazongas or Mammaries or Bodacious Ta-tas or Yabos or Didddies? Cuz if I can then I'm lookin' for investors. Hooters needs competition and I'm just the guy to provide it. After all, I'm a certified Bahtendah, so that gives me a head start from the get-go, right?

Hot San Diego Bikini Contest With Added Bonus - Faceplant!

The faceplant at about 1:48 is absolutely freakin' priceless. Problem is, once all the other chicks see it, they get a little skittish on the catwalk. Then we don't get all the shakin' and jigglin' we deserve. Sort of kills the vibe. But hey, overall I'll take it. By the way, I'll take contestant number 13. Call me.

10 Minutes Of Hot Bikini Action

I am so ready for the warm weather.  Bring it on!

Stop This Bikini Contest Right Now - Jessica Wins!

I don't need to see who was before her. I don't need to see who came after her (pun intended). This contest is over. Stop the music. Stop the other chicks from comin' out. Give Jessica the trophy and the check and we can all hit the bar. Bang. Done. Pay attention!