I could bang this chick with one hand tied behind my back. Aww, c'mon, it's just a joke. I'm actually a huge admirer. Her name is Bethany Hamilton and she's got balls the size of church bells. An accomplished surfer, she was attacked by a shark and lost her left arm when she was 13. Not only did she survive, but she's thrived. She returned to surfing almost immediately and has won numerous prestigious competitions. Now they've made a movie of her life, "Soul Surfer."
Rock on, kid. Drinks are on the house anytime here at the Speakeasy.
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