Chick Thinks Heroin Syringe Is A Dildo, Sticks It Up Her Vagina (Sort Of)

Police: Drugs Suspect Had Heroin-Filled Syringe In Vagina

LOUISVILLE, Ky. - Two Louisville residents are facing drug charges after police said they made a traffic stop and found one of them had a syringe in her vagina. According to arrest records, a person stopped police at Third and Florence streets Sunday afternoon and told officers that she had seen the people in a parked car shooting up. Police said the people pulled out of the lot before officers could speak to them. Police said they followed the car onto eastbound Interstate 264, where the driver was speeding but eventually stopped. According to arrest records, police asked the driver, Clayton T. Shepherd, if he had any illegal substances in the car. Shepherd said he did not, according to police. Police then asked for permission to search the car. According to arrest records, officers found a cloth bag containing cotton swabs and a syringe with unknown contents under the car's driver's seat. Police also found two glass marijuana pipes with residue and numerous baggies of marijuana in and around the front seat area of the car, according to arrest records. Shepherd's 2-year-old daughter was in the car at the time of the traffic stop, police said. Shepherd's passenger, Evelyn T. Wolford, admitted to police that she had a syringe with heroin inserted in her vagina, police said. Wolford removed the syringe under supervision of a female police officer, according to arrest records. Police said Wolford had two bottles of prescription medicine in Wolford's purse. Both bottles were prescribed to other people, according to arrest reports. Shepherd, 24, is charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, endangering the welfare of a minor and speeding. Wolford, 20, is charged with possession of a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, endangering the welfare of a minor and possession of marijuana.

So many observations, so little time.  First of all, kind of a cute couple, huh?  Looks a little like one of those Seattle grunge band couples from the '90s.  Plus the ginger's not too bad if you can look past the suitcases under her eyes.  But then we have the issue of the syringe in the punany.  Kind of pointy to begin with, but why would you ever cop to it to the police?  I mean there might be a slight chance that you could get off with some lesser charges, and wouldn't you take that chance, especially with the kid in the car?  And finally, I got no respect for my boy Clayton here.  Any gentleman would take the hit for the chick and the kid.  Man up, douche bag.  Now you're in jail, your smack-buddy is in jail and your kid is gonna spend the rest of her life with Social Services.  You're a triple-threat, asswipe.  Smarten the fuck up!