If You Had A Crack Pipe Would You Hide It In Your Vagina?

Deputies: Woman hid crack pipe in vagina

PUNTA GORDA - Deputies in Charlotte County say a woman admitted having a crack pipe hidden in her vagina while she was being questioned after leaving a known drug house. Tuesday, the Charlotte County Narcotics Unit was involved in an undercover operation in Punta Gorda. While deputies were in the area, that watched as 28-year-old Arlina Romero – a woman they recognized from previous drug dealings – walked in and out of a known drug house near the corner of Mark Avenue and Charlotte Street. The arrest report states that as one of the deputies started to approach Romero, she turned and began to take off, as if she were going to run. The deputy stated in the report that she also seemed to be trying to hide something in the crotch area in her pants. According to the report, she had her hands deep inside the front of her jeans and was clearly trying to hide something. When the deputy called out to her, according to the report, she pulled her hand out of her pants as she turned around to face him. The report shows that when she consented to a search, a credit card was found in her pocket – one that belonged to someone else. When asked about it, she told the deputy she had found the card. Not knowing whether the card was stolen or not, the deputy asked Romero to come with him to the Charlotte County Sheriff's District 3 Office. While she was there, the report states, she was asked if she had anything hidden inside of her pants. Romero then confessed that she had a crack pipe hidden in her vagina, according to the report. Officials say after her confession, female deputies went into a private room with her and removed the six-inch glass pipe – which later tested positive for cocaine. According to the report, while Romero was in the private room, the owner of that credit card was called. He said that card had been lost and that Romero should not have it. Romero was arrested for Possession of Cont Substance (Crack Cocaine) and Possession of Paraphernalia. She is being held without bond because she was already out on bond from a prior drug charge and she is a convicted felon.

Arlina, Arlina, Arlina. What's the matter? The credit card wouldn't fit in your punany? See, that's where ya blew it. If ya coulda slid the card in there as well this whole mess might've been avoided. C'mon, the pipe was only six inches, I'm sure there was plenty of room left.  But no, you were probably so coked up you forgot about the credit card. You figured the pipe was the thing that would getcha in hot water, but the plastic was the real culprit. It started the chain of events that gotcha locked up in the pokey. Seems as if a pro like you should know better. Let's step up your game - you're givin' crackheads a bad name.  Tsk, tsk, tsk....