ENGLAND - Royal wedding fever has taken hold of everyone on both sides of the pond – but perhaps none moreso than a plumber from England named Barmy Baz Franks. Barmy recently spent £1,000 and six hours in a dentist’s chair getting Prince William and Kate Middleton’s faces tattooed on his teeth! Crafted by Dr Neil Gerrard, of the Clifton Dental Studio in Bristol, the images were painted on by hand using ultra-fine brushes and stencils. The ‘gnasher tats’ (oh you wacky Brits) will last about three months depending on how thoroughly Barmy brushes. ”I love the Royal Family and this was my way of lending my support to their Big Day.” says Franks. How sweet.
This dude is the single biggest dickwad I've seen in a long time. Are you serious? Doesn't he realize this is the most over-hyped event in the history of over-hyped events? Here's the plan: I run into him in a bar, knock out his two front teeth, scoop them up as souvenirs and sell them back to him for twice what he paid for the tattoos. Bang. Done. Pay attention!
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