Drake University's Weak, Stupid Attempt To Set A World Record

I'm callin' bullshit on this one. A pie fight? First of all, those aren't really even pies. People are just hurlin' around a bunch of whipped cream or shaving cream. If you learn one thing in college, it should be that if it's worth doin', it's worth doin' right. And this shit just ain't right. No record for you! Pay attention!