Friday, March 18, 2011

Looks Pretty Normal, Right? Yup, Until The Cops Found A Bag Of Crack In His Crack


Crack (cocaine) found in man's buttocks, say S.C. police

SOUTH CAROLINA - This drug bust centers on a man's buttocks. Police in South Carolina have charged one Marcel Foster with trafficking crack cocaine after detention officers say they found at least 28 grams of the drug hidden in his hindquarters. According to a police report obtained by CBS affiliate WSPA, Foster was stopped for a speeding violation on Tuesday morning. The officer reports he saw a "leafy substance" on the floor of the car. He checked Foster's driver's license and discovered it was suspended, for a drug violation. After searching the vehicle, the cop reportedly found two bags of what was later determined to be marijuana and $1,757 in Foster's pocket. There's more. Police took Foster to the detention center where officials strip searched him, and say they found a large clear bag filled with a rock-like substance in his buttocks. A field test later came up positive for cocaine (yes, crack). A warrant for possession with intent to distribute marijuana and trafficking 28-100 grams of crack was issued. According to WSPA, Foster is currently held at the Spartanburg County Detention Center.

Marcel Foster - triple threat.  Weed, crack and suspended license.  Here's what I don't get.  Marcel here is obviously making a little money in sales.  He's an entrepreneur building a business.  Folks are buyin' the weed, buyin' the crack.  Business is growin', all tax free.  All ya gotta do Marcel is stick to the speed limit and keep the goddamm license up to date and you're probably sittin' pretty.  Sell a little product, bang some ho's.  But no, you gotta be Mr. Bad-ass gangsta man rollin' through the hood like an alpha dog just defying all authority.  Stupid.  Dumb as a bag of hammers.  Now that crack you had in your crack isn't gonna be the last thing in your crack.  Your storage compartment just became an entryway.  Good luck in stir, ya dumb fuck.  Pay attention!

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