Do You Think IBM's Watson Could Beat These Wheel Of Fortune Contestants?

What the fuck is a "self-potato?" Is this some kind of new female masturbation technique that I haven't heard of yet but that was just on her mind? Is lube involved or is it just the potato? Russet or Idaho? I kind of pride myself in keeping up to date on this stuff, but this one's a new one for me. I guess it could work, though....