Gisele Bundchen (Bikini) And Tom Brady Vacation In Mexico

Looks like the lockout is just killin' QB12, Huh?  Mexico, sunshine, swimming pool and a supermodel to bang away at.  I guess that's one type of offseason workout.

Hey Tom Brady - There's NO CRYING In Football!

What the hell is going on here? Crying? Really? You're Tom Brady. You got a supermodel wife. You got three Super Bowl rings. Suck it up!

Tom Brady Look-Alike Rolls Dooby In Jail Using Bible Page

Man jailed on drug charges, rolls joint from Bible pages in jail cell

ROCK HILL - A Rock Hill man, jailed on drug charges, is facing more trouble after police say he rolled a joint using pages of a Bible and smoked pot in his jail cell. According to a Rock Hill police report, 24-year-old David Allen Henson was slapped with charges after police found a marijuana roach in his jail cell on Monday. Police pulled over Henson on Monday night, after a woman called police to report him driving erratically along Herlong Avenue near the Piedmont Medical Center. The witness, who followed Henson after calling police, told officers that he ran off the road, hit a curb, flattening his rear passenger tire. Henson then reportedly got out of the car, checked the air and got back on the road. When officers pulled him over at the Corner Store along India Hook Road, the witness identified him as the driver she'd called about.

Okay, so maybe he's not like QB12's identical twin, but there's a resemblance, right? After I saw the pics of Brady in Rio yesterday, this one definitely caught me eye. Wonder if this guy dances like a stiff like Brady also.  And oh, by the way, I've flipped through the Good Book a few times myself and lots of 'em have those pages that are just like ZigZags.  Sacrilegious?  Yes.  Creative idea?  Yes.  Poor choice of location?  Yes.  Busted - pay attention!  

PS - I still say this dude's mugshot looks like Brady at Carnivale:

Tom Brady - First Unanimous MVP In NFL History

Blah, blah, blah.  And by the way, why should I post a picture of QB12?  That's just boring.  Hey, Tom, great job.  Show Giselle the trophy and get a little fame nookie.  You deserve it.  Just make sure you play better against the Jets next year.  Pay attention!

Sexy Rexy Shits All Over Tom Brady

Do yourself a favor and just watch this foot worshiper from the 9:40 to the 10:40 mark since the rest of this presser is just a freakshow spewing garbage.




Amazingly, now I really want the Jets to win, something I never thought I'd say. I want to see this fat fuck bring his back-into-the-playoffs team into Foxboro so Brady can light him up for about 56. How the hell does he know who studies more? For one thing he sure knows it ain't his QB Dirty Sanchez. If Manning studies more than Brady, it still isn't enough, 'cuz Brady kicked his ass all year. Come to the Razor, take your ass-whoopin' and go back to New York and make some more degenerate videos with your homely wifey. Bang. Pay. The. Fuck. Attention.

Tom Brady - MVP

Congratulations, Giselle.  You married the NFL's MVP.  Brady cemented his hold on the award yesterday and the Pats rolled into the playoffs as the odds-on favorite to win the Super Bowl.  Two home playoff wins and it's time to book that hotel room in Dallas.  Bring it on!!!

Introducing The Patriots' 2011 Pro Bowlers

Tom Brady

Logan Mankins

Vince Wilfork

Jerod Mayo

Devin McCourty

Brandon Meriweather

P.S. Dan Koppen and Sebastian Vollmer got screwed.

Michael Vick Just Lost The MVP Race

The Eagles lost to the lowly Vikings tonight, 24 - 14.  Vick's line:

25/43 263 YDS
1 INT
2 Lost Fumbles (1 returned for a TD)

Some (not me) considered him an MVP candidate heading into the game.  Not any more.  Enjoy the award QB12!

Bahtendah Wisdom - Pay Attention!

What Makes A Great NFL Quarterback

You wanna know why Donovan McNabb got benched?  Wanna know why Brett Favre has sucked for the last few years?  Wanna know why Michael Vick has become a better passer?  Wanna know why Tom Brady is the best QB in the league?  It has nothing, I repeat, NOTHING to do with athletic ability.

Two things:   DECISION-MAKING and ACCURACY.  And in that order.  Lots of people talk about these  things but they get the order of priority wrong.  DECISION first, then ACCURACY.

McNabb has a ton of athletic ability.  Favre is a veteran with a cannon for an arm.  Michael Vick is flat-out the best running QB in the league.  Doesn't matter.  The only things that matters in the NFL are decision-making and accuracy. Now, don't get me wrong, athleticism helps, as does what scouts like to call "escapability."  But these things are secondary to the essential skills of a prime-time NFL passer.  The best QB's in the league today (IMO Brady, Manning, Brees, Rivers and very soon, Matt Ryan) don't make their bones with their legs.  Yeah, they know how to move around in the pocket, but it's not their speed or athletic ability that they rely on.  What makes them the best is understanding defenses (decision-making), and hitting receivers in the hands (accuracy)

Andy Reid knew it, too.  After years of seeing McNabb miss badly on easy routes, he saw that his decision-making sucked and his accuracy was terrible and he made one of the best trades in Eagles history.  He's an athletic beast, but Donovan can't hit the broad side of a barn.  He's pretty suspect on the decision side as well.

What about QB4 in Minnesota?  Favre has the arm but his decision-making became horrific.  More often than not, Favre believes his arm strength will beat coverage.  Hey, Mr. Penis Pic, you're old and you're wrong.  That's why you have more picks than any NFL QB will ever have.  Mike Vick?  Have you noticed that with age, he stays in the pocket more, understands coverages better and hits receivers in stride like he never has before?  That's the NFL game, dude.  Nice to see you studyin'.  You're startin' to get it.

Finally, Brady.  When he first took over for Bledsoe, Belichick had him throwing lots of safe, easy patterns.  But one thing was noticeable right away - he hit backs out of the backfield (supposedly one of the toughest throws) in stride, every time.  His accuracy was impeccable and his decision-making was superb.  Do you think it's an abberation that the team is on a roll while he's setting records for consecutive passes without an INT?  Nope.

Manning does the same thing.  Study, study, study, then hit the correct matchup in stride.  Do yourself a favor.  Next time you're watching an NFL game, see how many times the QB hits his receiver in stride, allowing him big-time YAC (yardage after catch).  If it happens on a consistent basis, you'll be looking at a QB who makes good decisions and then throws with accuracy.  In short, a man with a future.  Bang.  Pay attention!