Hockey Player Breaks His Stick Over The Head Of Another Player

Who does this guy think he is, Paul Bunyan? Good thing the dude was wearin' a helmet or else he would've been split in two. If Mr. Lumberjack here is even allowed to play for the rest of the year, he better have his head on a swivel cuz I gotta believe payback's gonna be a bitch for this one. That's about the sickest stick-swinging I've ever seen in hockey. Almost criminal, wouldn't ya say? I think this kinda shit gets ya the death penalty in Montreal.

This Is What It Looks Like When A Hunk Of Wood Comes Flying Through Your Windshield

Here's what ya do. Grab the stick, speed the fuck up, catch the truck in front of you and ask him to pull over. Then beat that idiot over the head until he promises to tie down his load the next time. Tie down your load, ya dumb fuck!

(At least I think it came off the truck, didn't it?)