Mexican Cops Suspended For Forcing Young Woman To Strip For Her Freedom

MEXICO - A group of leering police officers allegedly forced a young woman they had detained to strip in front of them - in exchange for her release. Now all 15 of them - including three women - have been suspended after an explicit video emerged showing at least one uniformed officer groping the woman as she performs a lap dance while the others cheer and chant. The woman had been arrested along with a male friend for allegedly possessing stolen bank cards and cheques in the Mexican border city of Tijuana...

Sometimes I wish I was a chick.  I'd never get into any trouble.  It's like "All I need to do to get out of jail is strip, dance and let you fondle my boobs? Let's get it on!"  This chick didn't seem too bothered by the whole experience.  And from what I know about the cops in Mexico she probably got off easy.  She's lucky they weren't in the mood for the donkey show.

Old Lady Leads Police On A Chase Through McDonald's Drive-Thru

Instead of pulling over for police, Coral Springs woman pulls into McDonald’s drive-thru, orders lunch

PALM BEACH POST - Flashing police lights apparently couldn't stop a Coral Springs woman with a fast-food craving. Police say when an officer tried to pull over Roberta Spen, 64, Monday for having faulty brake lights, she instead pulled into a McDonald's drive-thru lane and ordered lunch. The bizarre exchange happened along University Drive just south of Atlantic Boulevard at about 2 p.m., and it spawned an all-out police pursuit. Officer Courtney Vassell pulled up behind Spen in the drive-thru lane, and got out of the patrol car. With police lights flashing behind him, he told her to pull out into the parking lot for a traffic stop, according to a police report. Spen, though, completed her food order, paid the bill, and then drove her bronze 2001 Chevrolet out of the parking lot and onto Northwest Sixth Court, Vassell said. Vassell again flipped on his siren and stopped Spen outside the McDonald's, where he said she "rolled her window down one inch and said she was not speeding and she would not roll her window down." Spen also refused to hand over her driver's license, vehicle registration and proof of insurance, then drove away from Vassell, police said. Vassell got back in his patrol car, flipped on his emergency lights — again — and followed Spen as she turned north onto Northwest 98th Avenue, east onto Atlantic and then north on University Drive. Several other police officers joined in the pursuit. Although the police lights did not stop Spen, a red light at University and Ramblewood Drive did, and several officers attempted to box in Spen's car. Somehow, though, Spen was able to drive in reverse out of the box and continued driving north on University, police said. Spen finally stopped at the Mobil gas station at 1351 University Drive., where officers again surrounded her car. This time, when she refused to leave the car, the officers went in and got her — smashing the driver's side window and pulling her out, police said. After a quick check-up at Coral Springs Medical Center, Spen was taken to a Broward jail, arrested on charges of fleeing and eluding, resisting arrest without violence and driving with defective equipment.Police said on the arrest report that they found no indication Spen was under the influence of drugs or alcohol at the time of the chase, and they could find no explanation for why Spen, who before her arrest Monday had no criminal record in Florida, didn't just pull over. In bond court Tuesday Judge John "Jay" Hurley ordered her release under the condition she submit to a mental health evaluation. Spen could not be reached for comment Tuesday evening.

Pretty defiant old broad, huh? I mean she's like "I got bad brake lights? Fuck off!" In some ways she's right. It's the old argument that the cops should be chasin' real criminals instead of little old ladies with no brake lights. And why the need to call in other officers? You couldn't take down this menace to society by yourself? She's 64-years-old and isn't even speeding. This is the kind of roughneck that has you callin' for backup and smashin' in her window? C'mon dudes, she's probably someone's grandma. Just seems like there could've been a better way.

Outstanding Battle With The Police

I don't know where this is or why they're bustin' this guy but I do know one thing. "I vant lawyer!" And how about the other shopkeeper who tries to help the cops but actually ends up supplying this guy with his weapon? Good stuff. I had more tears in my eyes than this ninja cop-fighter and I wasn't even being pepper-sprayed. "I vant lawyer. I vant lawyer" Priceless.

Lots Of Guns Vs. A Knife And A Wheelchair - Seems A Little Over The Top, No?

"If you come to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair."  Are you kiddin' me with this?  Wait, I just saw an ant outside, so I gotta grab my bulldozer and go take care of it....

How About Some Entertainment Courtesy Of Law Enforcement This Afternoon?

How To Escape From The Russian Police

This can only happen in a country where EVERYONE drinks Stoli all day, every day....

Badass(es) Of The Day

First of all, I think I see bullet holes in the window. Second of all, although this dude is obviously a jackass, he's got balls the size of churchbells! The way he just nonchalantly walks away after plantin' his puss in the ground has to be admired. I think if the video kept rollin' we'd see him get up there and do it again. And if he failed again I think he'd just whip out the Glock and bust a few caps in that bike for bein' weak. Whole lotta balls. But wait...not quite the balls that THIS GUY has:

Whew!

Lucky Bastard

Have you played your number today?