Upskirt Photo Of Pippa Middleton

This chick is gonna be fun. First we had the bikini photos, then the topless photos and now a peek at the cooch. Keep 'em comin' you little tart!

Porn Producer Offers Pippa Middleton 5 Million Dollars For One Scene

GENESIS ONLINE - Vivid Entertainment CEO, Steven Hirsch sent Prince William’s new sister-in-law, Pippa Middleton, a letter offering five million dollars to star in just one scene. According to sources, Hirsch did not mention whether it was a sex scene or non-sex, but he went on to say that Princess Kate’s sister was the “Star of the Royal Wedding, and her beauty and attitude would make her a huge adult star.” Hirsch also offered Kate and Pippa’s brother, James, one million for one scene as well. The two lesser siblings have recently been in headlines for salacious pictures that they allegedly took prior to the Royal Wedding which took place April 29. As of press time, the Middleton siblings have made no comments regarding Hirsch’s offer.

Take the money, Pippa! I wanna see some royla ass doin' some royal sex. For selfish reasons, I'd have blog material that would just keep comin' and comin' and comin', And yes, I said "comin'" completely on purpose. Just one little scene. Thant's all we ask. Five or six minutes of schtuppin' some dude with the British flag tattooed on his ginormous unit. The world needs you right now, Pippa. Step up and do the right thing! Five million clams! Take the money and run!

Pippa Middleton Dancing With No Shirt On

I say old boy, this is outrageously scandalous.  Doesn't this chap realize he's contributing to a Royal Debacle of epic proportions?  Pip, pip, cheerio and all that sort of rot.

Give me a freakin' break.  This is racy?  This is shocking?  This will shame the Royal Family?  Grow some thicker skin you British pansies.  Pippa's just gettin' her dance on, groovin' to the tunes and rubbin' up against a stiff penis like all good girls should do.  Rock on, Pippa Longstockings!