"Hardcore Parkour"

Nice try, homes. What the fuck is wrong with these people? The amount of sympathy I have for this dude wouldn't fill a thimble. You wanna play with the big boys? Get out of the kiddie park!  Small time dickwads play in small time arenas and it doesn't get any more small time than this pathetic attempt.  Destined for a life ridin' buses in the minor leagues with no hope for the call-up to the show.  Parkour pussy.  Bang.  Done.  Pay attention.

Fake Japanese Ninjas Doing Their Goofy Shit All Over Tokyo

In all honesty I can't decide whether I like these goofballs or not. Part of me says that what they're doin' is pretty athletic and there's always the risk of some serious faceplants. The other part of me says that they're just a bunch of dickwads that have taken silly shit like cartwheels and skipping to the next level. I know, I know, it's called "Parkour" and people all over the globe do it. But really, what's the point? And how can you tell who's really good and who's just okay? Can someone please invent a scoring sytem for this controlled spaziness? Maybe then I can make up my mind. Pay attention!

Nice Compilation Of Parkour Clowns Failing Left And Right

When you see a video like this it makes you wonder if these so-called "athletes" ever actually succeed. I've seen a couple of videos with some pretty good moves, but for the most part all I see is face plants and broken bones. Hey, it's okay, it's fun to cheer on the misery of others. It's what we do.