Britney Spears Gives A Lapdance In Concert

Maybe the lamest lapdance of all time.  If you're gonna grind on a dude as part of your show, give the people what they want.  Start smushin' your ass and tits and boobs all over the place.  THAT'S a lapdance.  Wanna see how it's done?  Check out the video we just posted before this one.  That's talent in action.  That's a professional at work givin' 110 percent.  That's a five-tool player as opposed to a tool.  All we know about you now is that you suck as a singer and you'd most definitely suck as a stripper.  Two strikes, Brit - swing at anything that's close....

Nicki Minaj Shows Her Patriotic Side By Giving Two Soldiers A Lapdance At Her Dallas Show

Is it just me or does this chick look like some whacked out version of cotton candy? She could grind on my nether regions all day and I'm not sure it would even make it twitch. She tries awful hard (no pun intended), but in my opinion just doesn't bring the sexy. Pretty sure she's a lesbian anyway. Freaky? Goofy? Yes and yes. Sexy? Not so much....