Lakers Hire Mike Brown As Kobe Bryant's New Babysitter

The Lakers are done. You read it here first. This guy couldn't even get LeBron to try during the playoffs last year. Now he's supposed to coach Kobe? Not happenin'. The Celtics 17 titles are safe as long as this fool is around. Guaranteed.

Lakers Lose! Lakers Lose! Lakers Lose!

...Nothing better to warm the cockles of your heart on a cold winter night than to see the Lakers lose their third game in a row on a buzzer-beater. Antonio McDyess, have a drink on the Speakeasy!

Kobe Bryant - Once A Dink, Always A Dink

Not really a fight, just Kobe actin' the punk like he always does. C'mon, Kobe, take a lesson from these chicks and fight like a girl!

Friday Night Fights: Lakers Lose The Game And Their Fans Lose The Fight

Done and done.  I love the way this ass-kickin' Chicago chick just walks out of Staples Center after deliverin' a beat-down on the TWO Lakers' fans.  She's like, "Hey, Derrick Rose just dropped 29 on you shiteballs, now I'm droppin' 29 on your Hollywood/Botox-pansy asses."  And by the way, check the weak-ass, nerdy punch-try by the Laker chick at around the :47 mark.  Typical left coast fail.  Probably an "actress"  (read: waitress).