Kangaroos Fight Like Pussies

Lame. Lame. Lame. Every attack here is to the nuts. Now I understand how these fuckers are built anatomically, so the kick to the balls is a natural. But you wanna be a kangaroo bad-ass? Throw a shot to the jaw. Knock that sissy out! Aussies are pretty hard, why do the animals have to act like future florists? Bang. Pay attention!

Bump. Grind. Gone.

And here's the same thing, only different....


The moral of the story here is YOU GOTTA WATCH YOUR ASS!  Unless you'd rather be a wide receiver or a tight end, pay the fuck attention!  Man or woman, doesn't matter - watch your backside.  I'm starting to think about inventing these little rearview mirror thingies that everyone should wear all the time to make sure your exit never becomes an entry.  You with me?  IPO coming soon...Venture capitalists - call me.