A Day At The Races

This dude's lucky he wasn't killed.  Period.

Yup, It's Florida

nwfdaily
Woman faces charges after punching police horse in nose
The Associated Press
ST. PETERSBURG, Fla. — A St. Petersburg woman is facing a charge of battery after allegedly slapping a police horse in the nose. Authorities say 29-year-old Stephanie Six hit the animal as a mounted officer was trying to control crowds in downtown St. Petersburg early Saturday morning. Six was released from jail later that day.

This Is Not The Speakeasy!

First of all, let me make this perfectly clear - no Nazis allowed!  Second of all, WTF?  Why is a horse drinking a beer in a bar, ever?  We absolutely, positively will not tolerate the abject waste of a perfectly good beverage.  Pay the fuck attention!  You're welcome.