Harvard Business School Just Turned Up The Sexy Big Time With Tyra Banks! (Or Did They?)

News Flash - Tyra Banks Is Attending The Harvard Graduate School Of Business

So what are we gettin' here? Fatso or hottie? Not that the little bookworm nerds at Harvard will even notice the difference. I get the feelin' that Fat Tyra or Skinny Tyra could walk into the classroom buck-ass naked and these dweebs would be so busy calculating the Gross National Product that they wouldn't even notice. Hey Tyra, give it a shot. I need another post here at the Speakeasy. Thanks, love ya, mean it....

Princeton Crushes Harvard's Hopes With A Last Second Buzzer-Beater

65 years and counting. That's how long it's been since Harvard last made the Big Dance. Nerds and Geeks all over Cambridge must be cryin' in their herbal tea right now. I guess Coach Harold "Tommy" Amaker's Duke pedigree hasn't fully rubbed off on the Crimson just yet. Don't worry though fellas, you'll be running half of the Fortune 100 companies in America within the next 10 years and you can fire all the Princeton hoop players you want.