Time To Get The Party On, America!

Best weekend of the year - Go nuts Speakeasies!

Vancouver Idiot Fan Hit In The Nuts By Fireworks

Looks like the Vancouver fans have about as much character as their team.  I can't tell you how happy I am that this team and city didn't get to hoist the Cup.  They just don't deserve it.  Fire up the Duckboats!

Outstanding Wakeup At SXSW In Austin, Texas

Perfect execution. You can't even get mad at your friends for this one. When will we learn that once you fall asleep on a road trip, you're fair game? The only thing you can do is tell them "Well played," and plot your revenge....

Nice Try

This must be Florida, right?

It Looks Like Nikki And John Have A Pretty Screwed Up Relationship

He was trying to scare her top off? Really? Right - that's what chicks do - they hear fireworks or gunshots and they immediately whip their tops off. C'mon ya jackspanker. Let's all send Johnny a little money so he can buy a clue.

Afternoon Quickie