Woman Has 152 Facebook Friends Tattooed Onto Her Arm

Know why we never get to see this chick's face in the video? Because she doesn't want the world to know what a stupid fuck she is. And boy, is she a stupid fuck. This is like naming your kid ESPN or like the Egyptian dude who named his kid Facebook. Morons. Show your face you chickenshit! And wear long sleeves for the rest of your life.

"Say Uncle"

It's only January, but this is the Uncle Of The Year. Total lock. It's over. You think you're bad? You some fake-ass gang-banger? I'll show you what bad-ass looks like and it looks like the business end of my belt you little poser. Line of the month: "Now put that on this fuckin' wall." Well done, my friend. Pay attention!

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

Hmmm.  Wonder how many passwords I can steal today, cuz I got some friends who's IQ is only matched by their number of toes....