She's A Nurse And She's An Escort

NHS nurse, 35, 'moonlighted as escort while on paid sick leave'

MailOnline - A nurse worked as an escort while on paid sick leave from an NHS hospital, a disciplinary has heard. Emma Marsden, 35, featured on escort websites offering sex with ‘men, women or couples’ while away from her job as a staff nurse in Cardiff. The hearing was told the mother of three's moonlighting was discovered after an anonymous tip-off gave a list of four online sex sites... The hearing was told she had posted pictures of herself on a range of escort websites which advertised sex for sale. Miss Marsden is accused of working as an escort during two month-long spells of sick leave during 2008. She was employed at the Whitchurch psychiatric hospital in Cardiff working for the local NHS trust. Mr Hafejee said: ‘Investigators were shown screen images and downloads of webpages advertising escorts for payments. ‘There were also reviews of her services for payment. Witnesses identified the woman in the pictures as Emma Marsden who worked at the trust. ‘When contacted, Miss Marsden accepted it was her that had appeared but said she was merely investigating the possibility of working as an escort if she didn't return to nursing. ‘In light of the reviews being left on the website, it is more likely that she was in fact offering these services and did receive payment...’

Not bad Emma, not bad. You could stand to lose about 20 pounds but you've got serious potential, especially for a chick with three kids.  It seems to me that you're what's known as a "helper."  As a nurse you help your patients.  As a mom you help your kids.  And as an escort publishing photos online you help every penis (and probably a few vaginas) in the world.  Emma Marsden - humanitarian.  Now hit the treadmill for a few weeks and let me know when the new website is up and running.  The Bahtendah awaits....

Lenny Dykstra Is Quite The Dick (Pun Intended)

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Former Escorts Say Lenny Dykstra Bounced Checks, Stole Credit Cards
Lenny Dykstra just seems to go from bad to worse. First, the former baseball megastar went more or less bankrupt. And now, a stripper/porn star is saying Dykstra bounced a $1000 check he wrote to her. "Monica F" now has a blog where she's spilling the beans on her meeting with the former baseball star and failed entrepreneur (and quoting BI in the process - thanks to CJ Johnson for letting us know!) Monica Foster says no illegal or sexual activity occurred during her time with Dykstra and that she was hired strictly as "his companion to have drinks and conversation with" one morning at the Avalon Hotel in L.A. Sidenote: After the check bounced, Foster decided to research ol' Lenny and found all of our stories. She writes, "Apparently he rips off legitimate and established business people regularly." Check out the comments she and another escort who says Dykstra did the same thing to her, left on the story of Dykstra's fall from grace. Foster claims on her blog that she received emails from two other women were not paid in full for their services, and that one told her that Dykstra stole one of her credit cards.

She rails,

This man provided me with false information as to who he was, so I couldn't properly research who he was. I have literally nothing to lose at this stage and am simply tired of the bull shit.

I have attempted to contact Lenny Dykstra multiple times and he has not responded to any of my calls or text messages. Fortunately I have informed my bank of this situation and they are working with me being that he is essentially a KNOWN problem and con artist who is on many financial institution's radar for bouncing checks.

I hope that by going public with this, his escort supply is cut off. I hope everyone can see that he is just worthless.

Of course, Lenny could not be reached for comment....

P.S.  Monica Foster is also a porn star.  Not that there's anything wrong with that.