Here's Why Drugs Should Be Legalized

Not sure this is gonna work, but I'm not sure I'm against it, either. Hey, the dude showed up on time and was on the scene. That's half the battle, right? So our man was a little drowsy and slow on the uptake. Well, if drugs were legal, he could drop a quick speedball and be ready to go. I'm gonna keep an open mind on this one because if some bombshell blonde with a coke addiction sashays into the Speakeasy lookin' to do a little bloggin' I'm gonna listen. Bang. Pay attention! (And feel free to come sashaying into the office if you're a bombshell blonde with a coke addiction - let's talk)

Woman Caught With Meth, Marijuana and Mushrooms In Bra

The Spokesman-Review - ...on Monday, a jailer found meth, marijuana, and mushrooms in the bra of a woman arrested on a Department of Corrections escape warrant during a traffic stop. Trisha L. Boulton, 25, (pictured) was a passenger in a 1993 Cadillac driven by her husband when Officer Justin Elliot stopped it for equipment and license violations about 1:30 a.m. Boulton's husband wasn't cited. In a news release, Sgt. Dave Reagan said Boulton “probably wishes the contents of her bra had remained (Victoria’s?) secret.”

Hold on a second here, since when did arresting officers become Rodney Dangerfield? Arrest the chick, shut the fuck up and give the facts. That's it. Leave the witty comments to the professionals like me. For instance, "Meth, marijuana and mushrooms, huh? Breakfast of champions!" Or how about, "Meth, marijuana and mushrooms, huh? What size are you - triple M?" Or maybe, "Hey, can I snort the meth, smoke the dope, eat the shrooms and suck the titties?" Bang. Pay attenton! I'll be here all week - tip your waitresses and try the veal....

No Shit, Florida?

nwfdailynews.com
Women sneaks drugs into jail via bra

MILTON — When a woman was served a warrant for her arrest, she did not indicate that she was concealing drugs, according to an arrest report from the Santa Rosa County Sheriff’s Office.

During the Dec. 15 arrest, a female deputy searched Nicole Ivy Anderson, 24, before taking her to the Santa Rosa County Jail. The deputy did not find anything.

At the jail, a detention sergeant performed an intake search of Anderson. The sergeant asked Anderson to grasp the bottom of her bra and pull it slightly away from her body. When Anderson complied, two orange pills fell to the floor. The pills were later determined to be amphetamine and about 20 milligrams each

Anderson was then told to remove her bra where the sergeant found a small plastic bag containing three more amphetamine pills

Anderson was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance and felony smuggling of contraband introduced in a detention center. She was also charged with misdemeanor possession of drug equipment for the small bag that contained the pills.

Yup, it's always in Florida...

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

The Smoking Gun

"Honest Officer, Those Drugs Hidden In My Crotch Are Not Mine"

Jessi Clark was riding in the front passenger seat of a Cadillac Wednesday night when Florida cops pulled over the vehicle after spotting the 29-year-old without a seatbelt. As the driver spoke with cops, Clark allegedly “pulled out a piece of paper towel from her crotch” that had three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax tablets. Clark, pictured in the mug shot at right, then denied that the drugs she fished from the vicinity of her private parts were her property...She pointed the finger at the driver, alleging that he “told her to put it down her pants.” The driver denied Clark’s claim, stating “he has no idea what was down her pants.” Clark’s disavowal of the stash in her drawers was rejected by cops, who charged her with two felony drug possession counts. She is being held in the Manatee County jail in lieu of $2000 bond.

You know it - it's gotta be Florida!