Stare Into The Face Of A Serial Killer

Dead serious. Get your camera off this guy before he rips your skin off and makes a pair of pants out of it. It probably started with killin' a few bugs. You know, pull the wings off a fly and watch it die a slow painful death. Then you move onto small household pets. Drop the turtles and the goldfish into boiling water and see how fast they can swim. Next up, you bury a cat up to its shoulders and run him over with the lawnmower. Finally, you move on to the human species. Lure them into your lair, dismember them and build a cage with their bones. Excitable boy, they all said. He's just an excitable boy. Be afraid, be very afraid.

Should We All Start Watching Cricket?

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