This Is What I Feel Like Every Day

This is my life in a nutshell right here. Old-ass computer that's slow as shit. Ancient fucking monitor that turns on and off on it's own. Cold boot. Hard boot. Soft boot. Kick it with a boot. Snail speed internet. Network conflicts. Viruses, malware, spyware. Shit sucks. Click on some ads, will ya?

The Kegputer - The Greatest Invention Since Any Invention Was Ever Invented By Any Inventor Who Invents Shit

I need this so bad I can taste it. Get it? Taste it. With one of these bad boys I'll be blogging the fuck out of the interweb. Just a-drinkin' and a-bloggin' like all get out. Posts would be great, then good, then a little sloppy, then all shot to shit. But guess what? I won't care! Put this thing on Amazon now. Bang. Pay attention!