Isn't it about time that we invented a machine where we could inhabit other people's bodies? For chrissakes, a computer just won Jeopardy. How hard can it be? 'Cause my first order of business is gonna be to slip inside Andy Roddick's skin for one night of ridonkulous pleasure. Oh, the things I would make Brookie do. Now, I don't wanna stay long - don't wanna deal with the supermodel ego and all the "I'm a star" bullshit. Nope, just get her to do a few shots and relax while I absolutely go to town. Bang. Done. Let's get on this Silicon Valley - you'll make a bazillion dollars. I know we have the technology.
