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POLICE: Woman driving while naked

FLORIDA - An interesting traffic stop to say the least in Martin County. A deputy pulls this woman over for swerving and lo and behold, she's not wearing any clothes. Completely naked. When asked why she was naked, Charlene Johnson answered "I don't know," according to the Martin County Sheriff's Office. Johnson's in jail, tonight, sporting a jail outfit. The sheriff's office reports that while she had no clothes, she did had drugs and alcohol on her.

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