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POLICE BLOTTER: Sammy's table dancer catches Freeport man with '$200 worth'

OKALOOSA ISLAND - An exotic dancer discovered a man was committing a crime during a table dance at Sammy’s. Freeport resident Jeffrey Lamar Morrison, 22, started emptying the contents of his pockets during the April 28 table dance, according to an arrest report from the Okaloosa County Sheriff’s Office. When he pulled out a red bag with a white powdery substance in it, the dancer asked him what it was. “$200 worth,” answered Morrison. After the dance, the dancer reported the drugs to the club manager. Morrison was leaving Sammy’s as the deputy arrived at around 11 p.m. Morrison “immediately and spontaneously” spoke to the deputy. “I had some stuff on me but I flushed it when I found out Sammy’s was drug-free,” Morrison said. The deputy asked Morrison if he could search him and Morrison gave the deputy his consent. The deputy found a red baggie containing three ounces of cocaine in Morrison’s front left shorts pocket. Morrison was charged with felony drug possession.

What's the deal? Strippers don't do cocaine anymore? What the fuck is this world coming to? Used to be you went into the Champagne Room, blew a couple of lines with the dancer and got yer rocks off. Where are ya supposed to go and do that now? Sheesh. Pretty soon they'll be outlawing hookers in Nevada.