Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

I'm not sure what our criminal mastermind's best decision was here. Was it the decision to fight the cop or the decision to steal his car? Because normally, police officers look really favorably on these types of things. They appreciate a felon who tries every avenue of escape. They just love hand-to-hand combat and the thrill of the chase. I bet this dude got mad props and total respect once he was taken into custody.

Either that or they pounded his heels for hours on end so the beating wouldn't leave any bruises.