Sex Toys And Bondage Equipment Stolen In Huntington Beach, California

$7,000 worth of sex toys, bondage restraints stolen in H.B.

OCRegister - About $7,000 worth of bondage restraints and sex toys were stolen from outside a business, police reported. Police responded to reports of a petty theft about 1:30 p.m. on Tuesday in the 7400 block of Lorge Circle after thousands of dollars of sex paraphernalia was stolen from pallets stored outside the business. Police took a report of the crime, according to the crime log.

This has to be the easiest crime to solve in the history of crime. If the Huntington Beach police don't have this perp in custody by the close of business today it's a travesty. THE SLAVE DID IT! Round up every dominatrix in the H.B., put the screws to 'em and nab the freak. Case closed.  Bang. Pay attention!

Dumb As A Bag Of Hammers

_________________________________________________

$1.9M Stradivarius Stolen at Sandwich Shop

 

A quick pit stop at a London sandwich shop turned into disaster for a musician when her $1.9 million antique Stradivarius violin was stolen last Monday, Reuters reports. Also in her case were two rare and expensive bows valued at $98,000 and $8,000, respectively. The 314-year-old violin is insured, and the rarity of it would make it difficult to resell, notes a detective investigating the theft. The insurance company is offering a $24,000 reward for info leading to its return, and police are appealing to the public for the instrument's safe return. "These items hold enormous sentimental and professional value for the victim," said the detective. Though the police did not comment on the owner's identity, British media reported that it belonged to 32-year-old Korean-born Min-Jin Kym.

...Hope she enjoyed the sandwich.